That's why I was trying to get their goat.

所以我才一直想要激怒他们
Say the wrong thing so they'll fly off the handle.

说错一句话他们就会爆发
Dates one, three and four

一号三号和四号
just laughed off whatever I dished.

不管我说什么都在笑
Zen factor high, so kill factor low.

禅心满满杀心没有
Date two, Mr. Runny Nose, had a temper,

二号鼻涕虫先生虽然有脾气
but is too allergic to smell cologne, much less wear it.

但对古龙水过敏更别说喷了
Date five also got pissy.

五号也生气了
But he was nursing a cold sore that had to have been huge two nights back.

不过两天前他的唇疱疹一定非常硕大
You don't go out with Mount Kilimanjaro on your lip.

嘴上顶着这种巨泡应该不会出门
- Seriously? - Easy, coug.

-搞什么 -淡定熟女
You couldn't have spent that much on that dress.

一条破裙子能值多少钱