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You know I'm only 15, right?
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You're an old soul.
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Yeah, well, me and my "soul" can wait.
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When I was your age...
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I can't tell that story.
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It's wildly inappropriate, which, oddly, is my point.
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Don't you want to have wildly inappropriate stories
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That you can't tell your children?
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I think you have enough of those for the both of us.
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Life should be an adventure.
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You want to know why I killed Derrick.
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There were no more surprises.