来自《废柴联盟 第5季 第7集 第7集》

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  You know, let me tell you something.
  我告诉你
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  For five years, I have watched people
  已经五年了 你身边的人
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  walk around on your eggshells.
  总是小心翼翼地对待你
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  "Oh, Abed. He's so imaginative, so magical."
  「阿布蒂很有想象力 很神奇」
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  "Everybody hide their hamburgers!
  「大家快把汉堡包藏起来」
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  "If Abed sees a hamburger, we'll all travel in time."
  「阿布蒂看到会以为我们在穿梭时空」
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  "Let's eat cookies and ice cream
  「咱们穿着睡衣吃曲奇和冰激凌吧
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  and dress in pajamas in the middle of the day."
  虽说现在是大白天」
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  I watched my third wife die!
  我目睹了我第三任老婆的死
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  You think I'm spoiled?
  你觉得我被宠坏了吗
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  And you think I'm spoiled because it's never occurred
  你觉得大家都宠着我 就因为
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  To anyone to do this?
  没人会这样对待我吗