来自《废柴联盟 第5季 第7集 第7集》

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  Wait, that's really not fair. You're a terrible friend.
  你这么说真是丧尽天良 你才是损友
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  She was mine first.
  我先追到她的
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  And it's not like she belongs to anybody.
  而且她又不是某个人的专属
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  Oh, here we go.
  好吧 又来了
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  "Love isn't a game," Say the guys that always win.
  「爱情不是儿戏」 出自某情场高手
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  And now, you're going to go pull a Dane Cook
  现在 你又打算学戴恩·库克
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  in one of those three movies he was in
  效仿他那三部电影里的样子
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  about Dane Cook getting laid by accident.
  机缘巧合地泡到妞
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  Only it's not a Dane Cook movie, Jeff,
  只可惜 这不是戴恩·库克的电影 杰夫
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  Because this time, someone's watching: Me.
  这次的主角是我
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  Your friend, British Jason Biggs.
  你的好基友 英国版贾森·比格
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  If you never call me Dane Cook again, I'll stand down...
  要是你不把我说成戴恩·库克 我就退出