来自《废柴联盟 第5季 第7集 第7集》

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  Your cartoons are monuments to joylessness,
  你的作品简直就是无趣的代言词
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  nervously assembled jokes based on nothing from your life
  紧张拼凑的笑话既不是根据你的生活而来
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  or anyone's life!
  也和其他人的生活无关
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  You're furious at me for being creative
  你生我气 是因为我有创作力
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  because you want to be able to create.
  因为你想像我那样能创作
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  You have all this rage and shame and loneliness,
  你满心的愤怒 羞耻 孤独
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  which I don't even know how to feel much less understand,
  那些都是我不曾感受到 更别提理解的东西
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  and you decide to put what on paper?
  结果呢 你把什么画到纸上了
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  A duck. Jim the duck. You think I'm crazy.
  鸭子 吉姆鸭 你认为我是疯子
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  You think there's something wrong with me.
  你认为我脑子出了问题
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  Jim the duck?
  吉姆鸭
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  Publishers are interested!
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