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Never mind! Don't need you to see it. Everything's okay.
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How's it going out there?
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Either your water just broke, or you pee like a smurf.
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My shoes.
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No, you did not flush a whole roll of paper towels.
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No, you did not just use that tone with me
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when my good shoes are wet.
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Shut off the valve.
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The valve?
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Oh, God, what is wrong with you?
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How can you not know where a toilet valve is?
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I was rich.