It's just a... tiny pretend key?

就是一只小小的假钥匙
Okay, ahem. Excuse me. Quick announcement.

抱歉打扰下就简单说几句
I'm about to bring Kylie in, so I need you all to act

我马上要去带凯莉过来了我需要各位
Like normal human beings.

表现的像正常人一样
- Boo! - I know. It's gonna be hard, but I can help.

-我靠 -我知道有点困难但我有办法
Mrs. Torres, Kylie doesn't have an eating disorder.

托瑞斯夫人凯莉没有饮食性疾病
She runs cross-country. Think of a new opening question.

她喜欢越野跑步想一个开放一点的话题
Mr. Torres, I don't care how much you eat,

托瑞斯先生你吃多少东西我不管
Let's keep our pants buttoned.

裤子的扣子别开了就行
Laurie, your breasts are bigger than hers.

劳里你的咪咪比她的大
There. I said it. You don't need to tell her.

没错我说出来了你没必要跟她炫耀
Neighbor guy, I see you brought your fruity little guitar.

邻居大叔我看你把贴了水果图案的吉他带来了