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But the address she gave him was to a dog toy factory
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In wisconsin, so the letters kept getting returned.
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I didn't want his heart to break,
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So I started to write him back.
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I finally had to break up with him
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Because he hit puberty and started mailing me pictures
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And asking me to do some weird stuff.
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This is gonna blow over,
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And travis just won't talk to you for a couple of days.
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No! I'm the hero who saved thanksgiving.
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I have to fix this now.
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I just gotta get kyl not to leave.