You're barely a professional waitress.

你连一个专业的服务员都算不上
I am a genius at organizing things

我超擅长整理东西
and getting them out of the way.

与扫除垃圾
I recently lost all my money and the promise of a bright future,

我刚失去了万贯家产与光明的未来
and I've organized that into a file in my head

还能把这些破事整理进脑中一个名为
labeled "do not open until you are stronger."

"等心理素质强大了再打开"的文件夹
If I can handle that for myself,

我自己的惨事都能搞定
I can certainly handle a stranger's light filing.

帮陌生人整理更是易于反掌
If I had known all that craziness was going on in your head,

早知道你脑袋瓜里这么疯狂
I would have ordered you some Mexican pain killers.

我就帮你网上买墨西哥止痛药了
Or the Peruvian. They're stronger,

甚至是买秘鲁货药效超猛
but sometimes they make you lose control of your hands.

但有时会害你的手不听使唤