来自《打工姐妹花 第2季 第2集 第2集》

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  What's this about?
  找她什么事吗
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  My sheets shrunk and I am pissed.
  我的床单洗缩水了 老娘很不爽
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  Hello?
  还在吗
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  Max, it didn't work when you were Mick Jagger
  你假装是米克·贾格尔说
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  with a busted muffin tin,
  你的松饼托烤坏了 没用
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  Or Alicia Keys with a wonky shower curtain.
  装艾丽西亚·凯斯说浴帘摇摇欲坠也没用
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  And it really didn't work when you were Steve jobs
  你假装是死而复生的史蒂夫·贾伯斯
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  back from the dead with thoughts on her panini press.
  说要指点她的三明治机 更没人理你
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  Stop sober dialing Martha Stewart!
  别在清醒时 一直打电话骚扰人家了
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  Who says I'm sober?
  谁说我清醒了
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  Max, give me your phone.
  麦克斯 你的手机给我
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  * My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. *
  * 老娘的"奶"昔招蜂引蝶一流 *