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for never telling me that our former plan was magic.
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We'll just reintroduce ourselves and our cupcakes to Martha
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and impress her all over again,
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Even though I'm wearing a necklace that I hate.
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It's limp, anemic, and lackluster.
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I have an Olsen twin around my neck.
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here.
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what are you doing?
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so Martha will recognize me.
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Hi, excuse me. Two questions.
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Which floor is Martha Stewart on?
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And should I lose this necklace?