Please, sit down. Or if you'd like some tea, I can call the maid.

请坐想喝茶的话我叫女仆送来
I had some at the Palace.

我在宫里喝过了
- I know. - Clearly.

-我知道 -很显然
I had a tea too, at the Palace. If anyone's interested.

我也在宫里喝过茶了如果有人要问的话
Do you know the big problem with a disguise, Mr Holmes?

你知道伪装的最大问题吗福尔摩斯先生
However hard you try, it's always a self-portrait.

无论你多么努力总是一幅自画像
You think I'm a vicar with a bleeding face?

你觉得我是头破血流的牧师
No, I think you're damaged,

不我觉得你神志不清
delusional and believe in a higher power.

沉溺幻想坚持无上的权威
In your case, it's yourself.

而你的权威便是你自己
Hmm, and somebody loves you.

有人很爱惜你嘛
If I had to punch that face, I'd avoid your nose and teeth, too.

如果要我打你的脸我也会避开鼻子和牙齿