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"Does Zelda want a fighter, or does she want..."
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Hey! Listen up.
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Let me tell you why you're so angry tonight, okay?
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'Cause you got all dressed up in your finest tank top
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with your puka-shell necklace,
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but here you are drunk and alone and frustrated,
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and now you're gonna be walking home with one sandal.
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Zelda. Zelda!
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Please don't roof my sandal.
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Oh, it's getting roofed.
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Not again.
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Your girlfriend's a badass.