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Henry Haber is the only other candidate,
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and his campaign slogan is "Chess We Can."
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Which game is chess again?
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The one with the checkers?
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Hi, Jimmy Jr., Zeke.
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Why is my campaign poster in the trash?
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Because it won't fit in the toilet.
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Doesn't matter-- the math club did a poll,
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and I'm up by 95 points.
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We're talking landslide, baby.
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Here come the mud!
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- Okay, don't landslide me, Zeke. - I'm gonna get you.