And it turns out it's my mother.

结果是我妈妈打来的
Which is very, very weird because she never calls me.

这非常奇怪因为她从来都不会打电话给我！
Hi.

嗨
This guy says "hello," I wanna kill myself.

这家伙说〝嗨〞的时候我却想杀了我自己
Are you okay, sweetie?

你还好吧，亲爱的？
I feel like someone grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth...

我就感觉好像某人伸手进我的喉咙抓住我的小肠，从我的嘴里拉出来
...and tied it around my neck. - Cookie?

- 再在我的脖子上打结… - 要吃饼干吗？
Carol moved her stuff out today.

卡萝今天搬走了她的东西
PHOEBE & JOEY: Oh.

哦
- Let me get you some coffee. - Thanks.

- 我给你拿杯咖啡 - 谢谢
Ew. Unh.

呃
No. No, don't! Stop cleansing my aura.

不，不要！不要清理我的光环！