- Sure! - Hey.

- 当然，嘿！ - 嘿
- Hi. - Oh, God.

- 嗨 - 天啊
So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?

那你现在可以告诉我们了吗还是说我们在等着四位湿漉的伴娘?
Oh, God! Well, it started about a half-hour before the wedding.

好吧，大概在婚礼前半个小时
I was in this room with all the presents...

我在礼物间里
...and I was looking at this gravy boat.

看着那个肉汁壶
This really gorgeous Limoges gravy boat.

那是个非常好看的肉汁壶
When all of a sudden... Sweet 'N Low?

然后，突然…　有代糖吗？
- I realized...

我发现…
...I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry.

我对这个肉汁壶比对巴瑞更有冲动！
Then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me:

然后我吓呆了然后这个想法突然出现在脑中：
How much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head.

巴瑞看起来多像洋芋头先生啊