I mean, what if you get one woman, and that's it?

我是说如果你得到一个女人，就这样
Unfortunately, in my case, there was only one woman for her.

不幸的是，以我的例子来讲是她…得到一个女人
What are you talking about? One woman.

你在说什么？〝一个女人〞？
That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you.

那就好像你只吃一种口味的冰淇淋
Let me tell you something, Ross. There's lots of flavors out there.

让我告诉你，罗斯还有很多种口味
There's rocky road and cookie dough and bing cherry vanilla.

有碎糖口味、饼干口味然后还有香草口味
You can get them with jimmies or nuts or whipped cream.

还可以加糖条、果仁或者鲜奶油一起吃！
This is the best thing that ever happened to you.

这是你一生中最棒的时刻了！
You got married. You were like, what, 8?

你难道是八岁结婚的？
Welcome back to the world. Grab a spoon.

欢迎回到现实里！拿起汤匙！
I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.

我真不知道我是饿了还是饥渴
Then stay out of my freezer.

离我的冰箱远点！