I'm kidding! I've got the rings. Come on!

开玩笑的戒指在我这快点
Well, that's a small little wrinkle in the plan.

我们的计划好像出了点意外
I'm sorry.

我错了
I thought that "First mate" was just a cutesy name for "Guest."

我还以为"大副"是"客人"的昵称
Why couldn't you just say "No" in the first place?

你为什么不一开始就拒绝呢
So I'm making a viral video out of this.

为了让婚礼视频被疯狂转发
Act surprised when my friend Fat Dave

等下我朋友肥肥戴夫大闹婚礼的时候
streaks the ceremony.

表现得惊讶一些
Mm, okay.

好吧
- Please don't be mad. - I should've known better.

-别生我气 -我早该知道的
Seriously? Right now?

有没搞错这种时候
All right, um, I'll take one box.

好吧我买一盒