But then I remembered why I became a lawyer in the first place--

但后来我想起了自己立志成为律师的初衷
to see the look in the eye of

就是可以看到那些
some cocky, D-bag jackass

自大混蛋的恐惧眼神
the moment he realizes that

让他意识到
his testicles are gonna be legally ripped

我可以合法地扯掉他的蛋蛋
from his body and shoved up his pompous ass.

然后塞进他得意洋洋的屁股
You mean...

你是说...
Here is your half of the litter.

这是你应得的那一半小狗仔
Wait. What?

等等什么
I own 'em?

成我的了吗
No, I just wanted to be able to play with 'em.

不要啊我只是想跟它们一起玩而已
I didn't want to own 'em.

我可不想要它们