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No evidence of sexual activity.
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So the pants around his ankles
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was more message than make-out.
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And the other C.O.D.?
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Asphyxiation via fatal vanity.
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His two front porcelain veneers were broken and inhaled.
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Lacerated the bronchi, caused a bronchial spasm.
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Teeth weren't the only body-mods.
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Pec implants, hair plugs.
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Geek makes money, remakes himself.
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You take your new pride and joy for a spin,
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inevitably somebody dings it up.