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Everybody's seen Star Wars.
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Yes, but you first saw it when it was re-released in 1982
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at the Greendale Palladium at 4:15 in the afternoon.
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And it was the best time you ever had with your father.
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How did you know that?
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You keep this ticket stub in your wallet.
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Abed, you can't...
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Give it back!
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Our story begins in the distant mists of a lost era:
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2008.
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I know you're all wondering how I do it.
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How do I balance straight As, extracurriculars,