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What movie you guys gonna see?
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The Phantom Menace. It's kind of old.
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And why do you wanna see it?
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Because we like Star Wars.
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Okay, if you like Star Wars,
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why do you wanna murder it and urinate on its grave?
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The prequels are terrible.
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I mean, seriously, wouldn't Chewbacca, at some point,
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go, "Hey, Yoda, I know that guy"?
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He has double light sabers.
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That's stupid. You're both stupid.
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Well, why are you here to see the movie?