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Ex-fiancé.
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Recent?
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Very.
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Can I offer you a drink?
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Biohazard?
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Well, it's only hazardous If you're allergic to fine Vodka.
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No, thanks.
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All right. Suit yourself.
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Now did you leave him at the altar and go off to war?
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No.
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So he left you.
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Well, what an idiot.