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No rap sheet?
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He was arrested six weeks ago for
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possession of a stolen handgun.
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Escaped while still awaiting trial.
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Wow, okay, check this out,
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uh, he tucked the handgun into his pants
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and shot himself in the butt.
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Slick.
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Call that a Plaxico right there.
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Superficial wounds,
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but the genius went to the emergency room
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to get some Bactine and a Band-Aid.