This is the way that I find out. Most moms use the phone.

我只能从电视上知道一般的妈妈都会打电话
You know, don't take this wrong, I just don't see you as a mom somehow.

别误会，只是我无法把你与母亲这个词联系起来
- I don't mean that bad. - Oh, no. I'm a fabulous mom.

- 我绝对没有恶意 - 不，我是个很棒的妈妈
I bought my son his first condoms.

我儿子的第一盒保险套是我买给他的
And then he burst into flames.

然后他就欲火焚身
MONICA: Let's see. "Congress is debating a new deficit-reduction bill.

〝国会正讨论新削减预算赤字法案
The mayor wants to raise subway fares again.

市长想再度提高地铁票价
The high today was 45."

今天最高气温是45度〞
And, oh. And teams played sports.

还有各球队正在比赛
PHOEBE: What about Glen? MONICA: No.

- 叫格伦如何？ - 不好
- He could be a Glen. - Mm-mm. Not special enough.

- 他可以是格伦 - 不，还不够特别
Ooh, how about Agamemnon?

亚格·曼侬怎么样？