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Jeez! Talk about selfish.
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Oh, thank goodness. You're alive.
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I'm sorry, reverend.
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I know that I haven't been to church for a few Sundays.
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A few? Try five.
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You know who's been bringing snacks to fellowship hour?
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Helen Johnson.
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Ugh. Let me guess.
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Bran muffins from the mini-mart?
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Why hast thou forsaken me?
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I should've called you.
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It's just, I haven't been feeling...