来自《开心汉堡店 第1季 第13集 第13集》

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  I created a monster.
  我亲手造就了一个怪物
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  You think you started my greasing?
  你以为遇见你之后我才开始用油作弊吗
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  I've always cheated, Bobby.
  我的职业生涯一直都在作弊 老鲍
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  Not the... "the pitch".
  至少凌波微球没有作弊啊
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  Oh, definitely "the pitch".
  凌波微球当然作弊了
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  That game, I had a pat of butter in my nostril,
  那场比赛 我在鼻孔里藏了块黄油
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  sex jelly in my armpit...
  在腋下抹了点润滑剂
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  Hell, I was on prescription drugs
  我还吃了几片处方药
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  to stimulate production of earwax.
  以刺激耳屎生长
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  And "the pitch"?
  什么"凌波微球"
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  That was courtesy of some black market whale blubber
  全靠从黑市的爱斯基摩人手里
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  I bought off some Eskimos.
  买到的鲸脂