Well, if you don't want to be alone,

如果你害怕独处
then why do you act the way you do?

那你为啥平常还表现出一副作女样
I got to go meet Deke.

我要去见迪克了
We are going out to get wasted,

我们要喝到酩酊大醉
hopefully to the point of blowing chunks on each other's shoes.

最好是醉到能往对方鞋子上呕吐那样
But imagine it a little less romantic than it sounds.

请别把它想象得跟字面上那么浪漫
Well, Caroline, it's just me and you.

卡洛琳就剩我和你了
I know. I thought it'd be fun if--

对啊我觉得会挺好...
Well, we tried.

我们尽力了
Good night.

晚安
Don't go.

别走啊
Dangerous people are after me.

有危险人物盯上我了