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I can still scarcely scrape together cab fare
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while trying to prove to the world
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that my ridiculous hobby actually means something.
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Meanwhile, my narcissistic ex-boyfriend --
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Oh, he's hit the jackpot.
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A wealthy fiancé who indulges his every whim.
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It's not right.
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It's not fair.
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No, I was happy for him.
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I wanted him to be happy.
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I would never hurt Fitch --
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Never!