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He used to tell me, "Naomi, you're my favorite."
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He let me shave his head once.
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Uh, you know, when his hair started falling out.
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Let's face it-- even bald,
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he was one good-looking Indian dude.
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We figured out that his name spelled backwards was Jar,
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and mine spelled backwards was Mail.
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We laughed for, like, 45 minutes.
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And then I was like, "Dude, seriously,
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what is in these brownies?"
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The guy was a good listener, you know?
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It's like, I'd be complaining about something stupid,