You want my money?

你们想跟我借啊
Ehr mah gerd.

偶的天啊
I've been looking at a lot of memes.

我最近在网上看了很多热帖
Oh, that's who you look like.

我想起来你长得像谁了
Grumpy cat!

暴躁猫
Max, I know we've borrowed from everyone we know,

麦克斯我知道我们能借的都借了
but I'm so convinced that this is the right thing

但我非常确定这条路是对的
that I'm willing to stoop to something

我愿意牺牲去做一件
I never thought I'd do.

我永远也不会做的事
Look, you're sweet and you're adorable,

你的确是很甜美又可爱
but you're way too bony to bring in more than 40 a night.

但是你太骨感了一个晚上顶多只能"赚"到40
And even if you got an animal sidekick,

就算你有只动物做噱头搭档