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So why doesn't your aunt like you?
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I don't know. She just doesn't like me.
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For example, one time, when I was ten,
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and we were at our Hamptons beach house--
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I already don't like you.
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I wanted my night-night cocoa in my special seagull mug--
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Now I hate you.
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And my Aunt Charity, who was babysitting
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because everybody else was in Europe
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at the dressage competition...
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Now I've beat you up and left you for dead.
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Told me my seagull cup was broken