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Mary Grace Gibbs is actually
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a 65-year-old black man
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named Marvin Headley.
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- Shut up. - No way!
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I couldn't even put down the first Ranch of the Forbidden.
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How hot was Jessica's affair with the ranch hand?
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Oh, so hot!
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Wait, what's, uh, Ranch of the Forbidden again?
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This trashy novel. We just read it for our book club.
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You guys are reading books now?
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Okay, five-way split.
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Everyone pays but the birthday girl.