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your editor won't let you do it.
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Emmerman's an asshole.
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He thinks that Canada geese
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leaving Chicopee a month early
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is a Column "A" Story,
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and he wants me to write the cooking column.
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Your cooking is horrible.
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Why do you think I never eat it?
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I'm not doing this for Emmerman.
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I write it on my own,
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and I get it out to Life or Look.
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This is my shot.