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she's still deciding between Oxford and Harvard.
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She fences, she plays chess.
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She's like Tom Brady of the Academic Invitational team.
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What exactly is the Academic Invitational thingie?
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It's pretty intense. It's, like, all the smartest kids
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from the state compete at Oxnard Pacific every year.
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Sounds lame.
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Yeah, well, you'd think so, but, uh, it's notorious
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for actually having the craziest after-parties.
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- What? - I guess that's what happens
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when you put all those repressed over-achievers in one hotel.
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Oh, and I hear everybody