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Please, sit.
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So, uh, you're looking for a personal assistant?
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Well, that's a little euphemistic.
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Really, what I need is someone to get my affairs in order.
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I have years' worth of junk here.
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And some things, believe it or not, are not junk.
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I need the whole place organized,
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cataloged and cleaned.
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Oh. Uh, okay.
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Are you an honest person?
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Yes.
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Do you do drugs?