-
- It's freaking me out. - It's freaking me out!
-
I'm pubescent!
-
Okay. So, uh...
-
...it's a classic transformation story.
-
It appears in the literature time and time again.
-
Were you at any point shot by a gamma ray?
-
- No. - Exposed to gamma radiation of any kind?
-
- No, Ned. - No?
-
You wouldn't see it. Okay.
-
That eliminates these and those and most of that side.
-
Are you now or have you ever been
-
a Norse God, vampire, or time-traveling cyborg?