On youtube it looked like you got your ass kicked.

视频网站上看你是被爆打了一顿
I saw it a couple times.

我都看了好几遍了
what are you wearing?

你穿的这是什么啊
- beckham. - no, what?

-贝克汉姆 -啥
Oh, the clothes. oh, right.

衣服对
To the untrained eye, I look like a total idiot.

对于没受过训练的眼睛我就像个傻逼一样
You do, in fact.

你就是真的
Ah. but it's actually a seduction technique known as "peacocking."

实际上是诱惑的技术行为就跟孔雀一样
My outfit serves the dual function of icebreaker

我的装备是双功能的
and attention-getter.

可以破冰也可以吸引关注
You can go in now.

现在进去吧
Watch.

看着