You're looking at...

就是你眼前那个
she's my 3, your 2.

我这边数第三个你那边第二个
- Stop it. you're looking right at her. - Calm down.

-别看了你直视她干嘛 -冷静点
- Sorry. - What was that?

-抱歉 -你那是什么
- Nothing, it was a burp. - Why are you burping?

-没事打嗝而已 -你没事打嗝干嘛
- I have tummy issues. what? get over it. - Tummy issues?

-肠胃问题无视它吧 -肠胃问题
She's not going to like me. I'm a loser.

她不会喜欢我的我是个失败者
Why are you a loser? because Stan says you're a loser?

你怎么会是失败者呢就因为斯坦说你是吗
Do you think Stan's a winner? stan's going nowhere.

你觉得斯坦是完人吗他根本一无是处
Any girl in here would be lucky to have your attention.

你看上哪个女孩都是她们三生有幸
- What do you know about girls? - What do I know about girls?

-你哪里了解女孩子们的心 -我怎么会不清楚
I used to date the most beautiful girl in school...

我曾经和校花约过会