Not unless he was in an a cappella doo-wop group, no.

除非他是无伴奏蓝调合唱团成员
He wasn't. Here's what I'd love.

他不是我想这么做
You want to join the discussion, fine.

你想参加讨论行
I want to know your name, age, occupation,

但我要知道你的姓名年龄职业
- and level of education. - Oh, God.

-还有教育程度 -天啊
The thing about the Internet is it's a populist tool.

可是网络是民粹主义的工具
Populists have names, too.

民粹主义者也有名字
William Jennings Bryan, Will Rogers, me.

比如威廉·詹宁斯·布莱恩威尔·罗杰斯还有我
- Will. - Unless you're Deep Throat

-威尔 -除非你是"深喉"
or in the Witness Protection Program, anonymity is cowardice.

或身处证人保护项目不然匿名就是懦夫
You're in a mob. You're lobbing smack from the cheap seats.

躲在人群中仗势欺人
Don't we have bigger fish to fry than the...

我们还有更重要的事要办