There.

真是
That ought to put his pecker in a sling, huh? Sorry, ma'am.

就应该把他的鸡鸡吊起来打抱歉女士
Dick humor, unique.

拿阴茎讲笑话真特别
Shouldn't these be roadblocked as well?

这些不也应该是路障吗
Now, in a perfect world...

在一个完美世界里
but we don't lock arms and thrash the bushes until he turned up.

但是我们不会在他出现之前就打草惊蛇
Well, in a perfect world,

在完美世界里
things like this wouldn't happen in the first place, all right.

这样的事就不会发生了对吗
Our locals are heading out. You want to follow them?

我们的人马上就要出发了你要跟着他们吗
No, no, we'll just keep cruising. He'll turn up eventually.

不不我们就这么走他总会出现的
Okay, Phillip, we're gonna do some car shopping.

好了菲利普咱得弄辆新车
You ever play cowboys and Indians?

你有没有扮过牛仔或是印第安人呢