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Hey, J-bird, I'm sorry.
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Get out!
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Hey, paper buddy.
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I just did back-to-back-to-back spinning classes.
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The first two were
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For this big honking sticky bun I ate last night,
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And the other one's for licking the frosting
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Off my microwave tray this morning.
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Why not just skip the sticky bun?
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Well, that's just crazy talk.
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Oh, look who got laid last night.
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That's right, chumps.