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Oh! Somebody's obsessed with my hair!
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See you at 10:00, buddy boy!
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How'd it go?
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He's a jerk, and my hair smells like Pad Thai.
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Are you watching my sex tape?
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Yeah, but with the volume down, so it's not weird.
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It's still weird.
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You know, I used to be that young and hot,
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And now at night,
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I sit in front of that damn magnifying mirror
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And pick at things that don't need to be picked,
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And all I see staring back at me is a big pile of old.