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Are you watching my sex tape?
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Yeah, but with the volume down, so it's not weird.
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It's still weird.
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You know, I used to be that young and hot,
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And now at night,
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I sit in front of that damn magnifying mirror
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And pick at things that don't need to be picked,
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And all I see staring back at me is a big pile of old.
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Honey, it is not you. It's that damn little mirror.
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Look. Mine's right here. I spent the whole morning
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In the bathroom just staring at myself,
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And then I got hungry, so I came down here