来自《熟女镇 第1季 第4集 第4集》

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  And all I see staring back at me is a big pile of old.
  我所看到的只是人老珠黄
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  Honey, it is not you. It's that damn little mirror.
  不是你的问题 是那该死镜子的错
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  Look. Mine's right here. I spent the whole morning
  我的也在这 我用了一早上时间
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  In the bathroom just staring at myself,
  在浴室里审视自己
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  And then I got hungry, so I came down here
  然后我饿了 所以到这来
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  And poked at my face while I ate a bagel.
  边吃贝果边在脸上挑刺
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  You know, some mirrors are friends.
  有的镜子是朋友
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  That big one in my closet let me wear white pants today.
  我衣柜的大镜子让我今天选择穿白裤子
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  Well, not this one. This one is evil.
  这个不是朋友 是魔鬼
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  Oh, god. I have so many chin whiskers.
  天啊 我下巴上有好多胡须
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  I look like carny folk.
  像个小丑一样
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  So many times, I just want to throw this thing out.
  好几次我都想把它扔了