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- No. That's too mean. - But he's been torturing you.
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And being mean is such a rush.
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It's like that feeling you get when someone loses weight,
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And then they brag about it, and then they gain it all back.
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Do you even know how to be mean?
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Hell, yeah! When someone gets buggy with me,
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You know what I do?
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- I don't. - No.
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Well, first if someone hurts my feelings,
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I get really, really sad for two days,
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But, um, then...then I act insanely nice to them
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- So they feel totally guilty. - Does that work?