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Oh, my god! My pores look like giant bum holes.
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I see a little mustache.
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Where did this woman go?
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Come on. You still look like that.
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Should I just stop obsessing about how much older I look?
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Yes, because you are a stunningly beautiful woman.
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Wrong.
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The correct response is "you don't look any older."
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That was a trap. We're not gonna do this.
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In fact...
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I'd like to use my last card.
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Your cards are no longer honored at this establishment.