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In the original, the mom and daughter simply exclaimed,
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"I wish I could switch places with you for just one day,"
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like we did.
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In that one, there's a magic fortune cookie.
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Oh, I always wondered what the differences were.
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Listen, why don't I pitch you a remake of a remake,
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where my magic mouth tells you drop the act
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because Abed isn't even here.
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Then, you cough up the DVD
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and we go tell Abed you're back in your own bodies,
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so we can go do doable and passable banners.
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First, that's a terrible movie.