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"Hi, Dr. Shaw!
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Katie fell down a well,
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and you need to get here as soon as possible"
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Too much?
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Okay, folks, quick heads up.
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I will be training Kim in fight prevention this week.
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And I am proud to report, we have not had a fight
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in over a month here at Nixon Middle.
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The key is not to call them fights.
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So, we have had four skirmishes, two tussles
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and half a fracas.
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And... now I yield the floor to our two co-chairs