But you don't. That's okay,

可是没有没关系
because you have 15 minutes before you go on again,

再次上台前你还有十五分钟
and I know what to do.

我知道该怎么办
Tensions run high at special school events.

学校特殊活动期间骚动会加剧
Kids are out of their element.

孩子们不习惯
You've got parents, teachers-- it is a powder keg.

又是家长又是老师简直就是个炸药桶
- I'm scared. - Fear is good. Keeps you on your toes.

-我怕怕 -怕就对了让你专注
But you want to protect yourself at all times,

你得随时保护自己
or before you know it, you'll be getting your nurples purpled.

不然不知什么时候你的双乳就会被辱
And you have not known shame

你不会理解那种耻辱
until you have to write the word "Nurple" on an insurance form.

直到你得在保单上写"残乳"二字
- Ha-ha. Nice backpack. - Kim, you hear that?

-书包挺好看 -金姆听到了吗